Here's a hugely popular internet meme that I just made up. It's essentially the same as the "(your name) likes" meme, but instead, I typed "Brian is made of" into Google. (Yes, I am bored at work.) Here's what came up...

1) Brian is made of bronze.
2) Standing about 7-inches tall, Brian is made of the finest materials and provides years of head bobbling fun!
3) Brian is made of lions.
4) Brian is made of chocolate.
5) Up to 30% of the eye and brian is made of these nutrients, which predominantly need to come from a dietary source.
6) Our Brian is made of stern stuff and it would take a bit more than that to dispose of him!!
7) I swear sometimes I think LSM's brian is made of stone.

Number two is completely true.